Curtain frontrunners? When I take everything back I’m gonna see if they have a different texture in this color because I have too much crinkly voile as is. It’s this or gold of some kind.

Curtain frontrunners? When I take everything back I’m gonna see if they have a different texture in this color because I have too much crinkly voile as is. It’s this or gold of some kind.

Super bored with my hair? Getting it cut Saturday? Should I change my part to this side? I don’t knowwww

Super bored with my hair? Getting it cut Saturday? Should I change my part to this side? I don’t knowwww

Whoever came up with that new Counting Crows song needs to be punched in the face. It’s the the most nonsensical ridiculous songwriting and it is an EARWORM, like the kind that just randomly turns up even if you’re managed to avoid it on the radio for a few days.

SPACEMAN SMOKE SHOW SCARECROW GERONIMOOOO! SOME WORDS ALL IN A ROW! I PULLED THIS SONG FROM MY ASS, WHOOA-OOOAAAA

help

bad brain day 2 electric booglaoo

finalfortuna:

mayspicer:

princesszangiev:

coltercat:

The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy

somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers

well that was fun

Have fun in your nightmares, kids.

motherfuckerofbabylon these cats look like Loki!

motherfuckerofbabylon these cats look like Loki!

hi yes I think there’s been a clerical error who do I speak to about it only being Wednesday

Cat draped over my thigh! Earlier she was kneading my boob! Closer to figuring out being a lap cat!

anyway Kaylin fed me pizza and beer and things are less terrible now

Wow do the Ready for Hillary people ever need to fuck off.

profoundboner:

bpdlevi:

"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

"it’s all in your head"

I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness

didn’t valium

should’ve valium

wow why did I make a dead mom post on FB turns out I super didn’t want to hear about it all day